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In the Lost Lands is the latest endeavor from Paul W.S. Anderson, a film that might just leave you questioning whether you accidentally wandered into a multi-franchise mashup gone wrong. This epic dark fantasy features the talents of Milla Jovovich and Dave Bautista. One could say it’s a thrilling adventure, but only if your definition of ‘thrilling’ includes cramming Van Helsing, Mad Max, and a handful of other unrelated properties into a blender and hitting purée. What we’re left with is a cinematic concoction that raises the age-old question: Was anyone in the room when all these creative decisions were made?

In a world where hostage situations can spiral into cinematic gold mines, iHostage emerges as an enthusiastic yet utterly uninspired attempt to make you care about the life inside your local Apple Store. Directed by Bobby Boermans, this 2025 Dutch crime film attempts to serve up the thrills of a high-stakes standoff in Amsterdam, but instead leaves you wondering if it’s time to upgrade your popcorn to something a bit more exciting. If you ever wanted to see a movie that captures the inside baseball of Apple Stores while failing to uncover the depths of human motivation, this is your ticket to total tedium. Spoiler alert: It’s a hard pass.

The release of Cleaner, a British action thriller directed by Martin Campbell, is a compelling reminder of why we should be wary of cinema that showcases an all-star cast splashed across a muddled plot. Marketed as a high-octane, edge-of-your-seat adventure, this film often feels more like a laboriously constructed thesis on how to squander a riveting premise. With Daisy Ridley in the lead role as Joanna "Joey" Locke, a former soldier turned window cleaner—who takes her autistic brother to her workplace amidst a hostage situation—you can almost hear the collective groan of the audience when they realize their cinematic experience is about to take a nosedive.

Tyler Perry's latest offering, Duplicity, recently arrived on Amazon Prime Video, and I must admit, while it attempts to explore critical themes of justice and police violence, I found the film to be a disappointing exercise rather than a compelling mystery thriller. With a runtime pushing almost two hours, it seems to weave a complex narrative but ultimately reveals a collection of tired tropes. The setup presents an intriguing premise, but what unfolded felt tedious and far from engaging.

Last Breath, directed by Alex Parkinson, immerses viewers in the perilous realm of deep-sea saturation divers, skillfully striking a balance between survival thriller and poignant human drama. Released in theaters on February 28, 2025, this film adapts a true story—remaking the 2019 documentary co-directed by Parkinson—bringing to life the frantic race against time to rescue a stranded diver amid the unforgiving North Sea. With a solid cast, including Woody Harrelson, Simu Liu, and Finn Cole, the film attempts to offer an exploration of resilience and sacrifice set against a backdrop as thrilling as it is terrifying.

In a landscape filled with espionage thrillers, Black Bag ventures into the murky waters of betrayal and intrigue, directed by the esteemed Steven Soderbergh and penned by David Koepp. The film, released on March 12, 2025, in France and shortly thereafter in the United States, stars a lineup of talent including Cate Blanchett, Michael Fassbender, and Pierce Brosnan, all attempting to weave a narrative centered on a top-secret software leak and the moral quandaries that follow. Yet, despite the film's enticing premise, the final product lands solidly in the "good, not great" category. It reveals the frustrating reality of a story with remarkable potential, yet ultimately squandered by poor pacing and underdeveloped characters.

A Working Man, directed by David Ayer invites audiences back into the thrilling embrace of a Jason Statham-led action thriller. With a storyline that echoes familiar tropes from the action genre, the film revolves around themes of justice, devotion, and the lengths one will go to protect those they care about. Although its premise isn’t groundbreaking or original, it captivates viewers who crave high-octane sequences coupled with a compelling narrative centered on loyalty and sacrifice. Set against a slick backdrop of crime and consequence, A Working Man delivers an adrenaline-packed experience that finds comfort within the archetypes of its genre.

In the vibrant landscape of action comedies, Novocaine emerges as a refreshing concoction that blends humor, romance, and a dash of absurdity. Released on March 14, 2025, by Paramount Pictures, this film directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen invites viewers into the chaotic life of Nathan Caine, a bank employee with a peculiar condition that renders him incapable of feeling pain. The film's opening, underscored by the hauntingly beautiful "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M., sets a poignant tone that resonates throughout the narrative, complemented by an eclectic soundtrack featuring tracks like "Casual" by Chappell Roan and "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness. This musical backdrop not only enhances the film's emotional landscape but also serves as a nostalgic reminder of the power of music in storytelling.

Carjackers is a haphazard amalgam that could generously be described as cinematic confusion. Streaming on platforms that likely won’t dare claim it as an exclusive, the film tells the story of Nora and her motley crew of valets and bartenders who moonlight as thieves, hitting up unsuspecting wealthy patrons. As if this dual life wasn’t complicated enough, they decide to pull off their biggest heist yet, all while being hunted down by a hitman hired by their own hotel’s director. The premise is tantalizing enough to spark interest, but strap in because this ride is heading straight into the pit of mediocrity.

Just when you think you've seen it all in the action genre, Counterattack emerges, delivering a film that surprises in some areas while faltering in others. Released as an international production, it ambitiously ventures into the treacherous landscapes of the Mexican drug war, weaving a tale steeped in camaraderie, courage, and conflict. The film presents an odyssey laced with machismo and explosive moments, though it ultimately falls prey to familiar pitfalls that leave the viewer wanting more.