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Star Trek: Section 31 - A Cinematic Misfire

Star Trek: Section 31 - A Cinematic Misfire

Star Trek: Section 31, the latest “triumph” in the hallowed Star Trek franchise. Released on Paramount+, this film attempts—let’s be generous here—to capture the magic of the Star Trek universe, but instead, it resembles a hapless child playing dress-up in a too-big, moth-eaten uniform. Longtime Star Trek fans, brace yourselves: this isn’t just bad; it’s a nostalgic nightmare. With its confused characterizations and incoherent plot, the film stands as a testament to what happens when you take a beloved franchise and toss it into a blender set on “oblivion".

2nd Mar 2025 - Fawk
Sleeping Dogs - A Gripping, Twist-laden Thriller that Keeps You Guessing

Sleeping Dogs - A Gripping, Twist-laden Thriller that Keeps You Guessing

As a longtime admirer of Russell Crowe, my anticipation for "Sleeping Dogs" was palpable. Directed by debut filmmaker Adam Cooper, this 2021 crime thriller is adapted from E.O. Chirovici's novel "The Book of Mirrors." From the outset, Crowe’s magnetic presence and a compelling narrative enticed me into a world of suspense and psychological reflection that truly kept me at the edge of my seat.

8th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Under Paris (Sous la Seine) - A Mediocre Dive into Chaos

Under Paris (Sous la Seine) - A Mediocre Dive into Chaos

Unfortunately, while I sat to watch with a sliver of hope for a nail-biting adventure—perhaps with a clever twist or two—I quickly learned that this film wouldn't be swimming with the greats. Instead, I found myself floundering through a plot filled with superficial characters and a story threadbare enough to leave many unanswered questions in its wake.

17th Dec 2024 - Fawk
The Shadow Strays - An Unrelenting Thrill Ride

The Shadow Strays - An Unrelenting Thrill Ride

Upon entering the gritty world of The Shadow Strays, I was buzzing with anticipation for what is touted as Timo Tjahjanto’s latest masterpiece in action crime thriller cinema. It’s been just over two hours of intense pulse-pounding sequences and layered storytelling that promise a visceral experience.

16th Dec 2024 - Fawk