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Troll 2 - Welcome to the Nilbog Nonsense

Troll 2 - Welcome to the Nilbog Nonsense

Prepare yourself for a cinematic experience that challenges the boundaries of traditional storytelling... by completely smashing them to pieces. "Troll 2," available wherever VHS tapes and ironic cult classics are cherished, is a film that sets itself fiercely apart—not through adept filmmaking but by diving headfirst into the abyss of hilariously misguided intentions.

4th Feb 2025 - Fawk
Trigger Warning - A Cinematic Shotgun Blast to the Foot

Trigger Warning - A Cinematic Shotgun Blast to the Foot

This action thriller graces our screens full of ambition but leaves behind an air of disappointment thicker than a teenager's layer of acne cream. I approached this film with the hope of seeing something fresh from Alba after a five-year hiatus—but I swear, the only thing I found refreshing was the air outside my living room—thankfully, my window was open or I might have suffocated in the fumes of disappointment.

17th Dec 2024 - Fawk
Terrifier Trilogy - A Subjective Exploration

Terrifier Trilogy - A Subjective Exploration

This comparison delves into the "Terrifier" trilogy, exploring the evolution of horror through its three installments: "Terrifier" (2016), "Terrifier 2" (2022), and "Terrifier 3" (2023). Each film serves as a continuation of the last, requiring viewers to start with the first installment to fully grasp the character arcs, narrative development, and thematic depth that unfold throughout the series.

27th Nov 2024 - Fawk