Hero Image
The ramblings of a sexy rambler

A Sexy Blog

A spicy corner of the web where movie critiques, music rants, and sharp takes collide.

Ballerina (2023)

Ballerina (2023)

If you're looking to compare "Ballerina" to its contemporaries, the 2023 South Korean action thriller helmed by Lee Chung-hyun strikes far more resonant chords than the 2025 John Wick spinoff of the same name ever manages. Here’s a film that reminds us, with brutal grace, that in cinema’s often monochrome playground of revenge tales, it’s less about originality of idea and more about the fierce, focused execution—how the story lives or dies under the director's hand.

2nd Aug 2025 - Fawk
Ballerina (2025)

Ballerina (2025)

There’s a particular genre of moviegoing now, call it Franchise Bereavement, where, sitting eyes glazed before the flickering remnants of a once-vital series, you feel less the thrill of pulp than the mournful exhumation of directorial intention, a séance with the ghost of what you thought the movies could be. Ballerina, advertised as “From the World of John Wick,” is less a spin-off than a séance, summoning the spirit of Keanu’s elegiac carnage into a low-lit mausoleum of hurried excess and retrofitted backstory. If its audience’s expectations are sufficiently modest, second-tier shootouts for the matinee crowd, wickless but still faintly smoldering, perhaps it delivers. But in the clear light, you see the grout, and the cracks: this is franchise hand-me-down, draped hastily around Ana de Armas like a borrowed cloak she’s expected to dignify.

1st Aug 2025 - Fawk
Barbarian (2022)

Barbarian (2022)

If you’d told me, in the braying wake of too many rote horror films recycled through streaming services, that a movie called Barbarian would come bearing wit, ambiguity, and a genuine chill, well, the laugh would have been yours. That laugh, sharp, startled, delighted, is precisely what Zach Cregger’s Barbarian delivers, teasing the nerves and tickling them, too, as if the genre itself were a basement door just waiting to be wrenched open.

19th May 2025 - Fawk
The Big Short (2015)

The Big Short (2015)

It’s not often that a movie about numbers—balance sheets, bonds, the recondite alphabet soup of the financial world—feels like it could blow the roof off a theater. But with The Big Short, director Adam McKay, nimbly adapting Michael Lewis, tries to do precisely that. The film announces its bravura intentions from the opening moments: this isn’t just a disaster movie about the 2008 financial collapse, it’s a corrosive, postmodern vaudeville—with the housing market falling apart, and the fourth wall shattering right alongside it.

26th Apr 2025 - Fawk
Black Bag - A Stylish Glimpse into Espionage That Falls Short

Black Bag - A Stylish Glimpse into Espionage That Falls Short

In a landscape filled with espionage thrillers, Black Bag ventures into the murky waters of betrayal and intrigue, directed by the esteemed Steven Soderbergh and penned by David Koepp. The film, released on March 12, 2025, in France and shortly thereafter in the United States, stars a lineup of talent including Cate Blanchett, Michael Fassbender, and Pierce Brosnan, all attempting to weave a narrative centered on a top-secret software leak and the moral quandaries that follow. Yet, despite the film's enticing premise, the final product lands solidly in the "good, not great" category. It reveals the frustrating reality of a story with remarkable potential, yet ultimately squandered by poor pacing and underdeveloped characters.

17th Apr 2025 - Fawk
Battle Over Britain - An Aerial Adventure Gone Awry

Battle Over Britain - An Aerial Adventure Gone Awry

The cinematic experience that is Battle Over Britain—where expectations plummet so low that they might just reach the sub-basement of filmmaking standards. Released on Prime, this ambitious attempt to capture the relentless spirit of World War II aerial combat unfolds like a labor of love that’s had one too many boiling pots of water splashed on it. As it unveils its narrative of a fresh-faced young pilot eager to defend his homeland, audiences are left wondering if the filmmakers were equally determined to defend our senses from any semblance of quality.

2nd Mar 2025 - Fawk
Brother - A Stoic Symphony of Silence and Violence

Brother - A Stoic Symphony of Silence and Violence

In Brother, Takeshi Kitano presents an enigmatic exploration of the yakuza world transplanted onto the Californian landscape, a project both daring and distinct in its execution. Premiering at the Venice Film Festival in 2000, the film pulls viewers into a gritty narrative that straddles the Pacific, weaving together elements of Japanese crime ethos with American street realism. The film thematically delves into loyalty, cultural clash, and the minimalist expression of violence, all seen through Kitano’s unique lens.

26th Feb 2025 - Fawk
Beyond Outrage - A Twisted Tango in the Yakuza Underworld

Beyond Outrage - A Twisted Tango in the Yakuza Underworld

Takeshi Kitano, the maestro of Japanese crime dramas, returns with "Beyond Outrage," the sequel to his 2010 film "Outrage." Freshly premiered and still steaming from the kitchen of cinematic excellence, this film doesn't just unfold; it splatters the political intricacies of yakuza life across the screen with artistic flair. It's a tale entangled in betrayal and revenge, delivered with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the grace of a samurai katana. These themes dance tautly on the edge of gritty realism and poetic justice, painting a world where life's twilight can mirror the bleakest noir landscapes.

23rd Feb 2025 - Fawk
Broken Rage - A Tale of Two Halves

Broken Rage - A Tale of Two Halves

Takeshi Kitano, the renowned maestro of cinema, presents "Broken Rage," a 2024 Japanese action comedy with a peculiarly inventive twist. Released on what seems to be a mission to unsettle and intrigue, the film deftly combines the dire seriousness of an aging hitman's final, life-defining ultimatum with the zany unpredictability of slapstick comedy. Kitano, wearing multiple hats as writer, director, and leading man, transforms this narrative into an experiment that defiantly resists conventional genre boundaries. It's a venture as peculiar as it is daring, illuminating Kitano's vision of storytelling that transcends the mundane.

22nd Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

When you sit down to watch a biographical film named The Ballad of Davy Crockett, you may have some fair expectations. Perhaps a legendary tale filled with thrilling adventures and a touching narrative, one that would pay glorious tribute to the life and times of the famed American frontiersman. Alas, this cinematic endeavour by director Derek Estlin Purvis with Colm Meaney, Jesse Hutch, and William Moseley isn't just disappointingly far from it, it's perturbing.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk