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The cinematic experience that is Battle Over Britain—where expectations plummet so low that they might just reach the sub-basement of filmmaking standards. Released on Prime, this ambitious attempt to capture the relentless spirit of World War II aerial combat unfolds like a labor of love that’s had one too many boiling pots of water splashed on it. As it unveils its narrative of a fresh-faced young pilot eager to defend his homeland, audiences are left wondering if the filmmakers were equally determined to defend our senses from any semblance of quality.

How we love a good biopic, especially one centered around a character as illustrious as Vladimir Putin. Enter the cinematic catastrophe known as Putin, directed by Patryk Vega, a name that will surely join the ranks of legendary filmmakers—right next to Uwe Boll. Released on January 10, 2025, this film promised an exhilarating journey through the life of the iron-fisted ruler of Russia. Instead, it delivers a jumbled mess that is about as coherent as Putin's own policies. Bravo, Vega, for turning a once gripping narrative into a nonsensical exercise in confusion and disappointment. If you were looking for a mind-bending experience, you certainly got one—though I imagine insomnia will yield more fulfilling results.

“Killers of the Flower Moon” is a cinematic triumph that showcases the unparalleled talents of Martin Scorsese, who co-wrote and directed this ambitious film released in 2023. Based on David Grann’s riveting book, this epic anti-Western crime drama brings to light a dark chapter in American history, focusing on the chilling murders within the Osage Nation following the discovery of oil on their land in the 1920s.

Uberto Pasolini’s The Return brings a sumptuous and contemplative interpretation of the final chapters of Homer’s Odyssey. Starred by the incredible Ralph Fiennes as Odysseus and the mesmerizing Juliette Binoche as Penelope, this film walks the line between myth and human emotion, delivering a story that resonates deeply. As I settled down to watch this retelling, my anticipation was palpable, especially given the accomplished cast and the rich thematic foundation. What unfolds is a journey that, while artistically rich, carries both tremendous highs and noticeable pitfalls.

As I settled in to watch Small Things Like These, I was ready to be enveloped in a poignant narrative set against the backdrop of 1980s Ireland. The film’s premise, delving into the deeply troubling history of the Magdalene Laundries, along with a stellar cast led by the immensely talented Cillian Murphy, had me eager for an emotionally resonant experience.

"Greyhound" emerges as possibly the best naval battle movie to date, expertly directed by Aaron Schneider and featuring a gripping performance by Tom Hanks, who also wrote the screenplay. Set within the harrowing landscape of World War II, the film draws viewers into the intense Battle of the Atlantic as it follows Commander Ernest Krause, tasked with protecting an Allied convoy from lurking U-boats.

When I first heard about "Tetris," I was curious yet a bit skeptical about how a film revolving around a video game could translate into something gripping and entertaining. Directed by Jon S. Baird and featuring the talented Taron Egerton in the lead role, I found myself pleasantly surprised.

I was eager to see how Perry would navigate the delicate balance between historical accuracy and cinematic storytelling, especially given the heavy emotional weight of the subject matter. What I didn’t expect was to feel both uplifted and somewhat disappointed by the film's execution.

As I settled into my seat for Schindler’s List, I felt a mix of anticipation and trepidation. Knowing the film's historical context and the impact it had on cinema, I steeled myself for an emotional journey.