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Diablo (2025)

Diablo (2025)

There’s a particular sound that reverberates in the mind when you realize that even your dependable genre heroes have begun to phone it in, a sort of dull, metallic clank, like the start of a fight scene you hoped would end differently. With Diablo, Scott Adkins charges in alongside Marko Zaror for a billed “assassin-laced redemption movie on steroids.” But what crashes onto the screen isn’t a revelation or even a sturdy brawl in the rain; it’s more like a day shift at a cookie-cutter action factory, misfiring on every cylinder except, occasionally, the one that relates to punches and kicks.

14th Jul 2025 - Fawk
Dept. Q - A Riveting British Crime Thriller

Dept. Q - A Riveting British Crime Thriller

Dept. Q, premiering on Netflix in May 2025, is a British crime thriller series that plunges viewers into the dark, complex world of cold cases under the stewardship of Detective Chief Inspector Carl Morck. Created by Scott Frank and Chandni Lakhani, and based on Jussi Adler-Olsen's Danish novels, the show evokes a tense, riveting atmosphere where justice, trauma, and moral ambiguity intertwine. The tone strikes a smart balance between gritty realism and sharp banter, weaving mystery and emotional depth into a seamless narrative that grips audiences from start to finish.

10th Jun 2025 - Fawk
Deep Cover (1992)

Deep Cover (1992)

Bill Duke’s Deep Cover wears its neon-lit grime like a badge of honor—a garish, stylized crime thriller dressed up in the trappings of hardboiled noir and early-’90s urban anxiety. If the movie’s mood—the slick rain on Los Angeles streets, the burnished cathedrals of vice, and the snaking synth-and-hip-hop soundtrack—is its raison d’être, then what we get, ultimately, is exactly that: a heady, immersive surface that is always beckoning, yet never really giving.

28th Apr 2025 - Fawk
Tyler Perry’s Duplicity (2025)

Tyler Perry’s Duplicity (2025)

Tyler Perry’s Duplicity—now streaming on Amazon Prime Video—wants to be urgent, topical, and bracing. It arrives with all the signals of “serious intent”: brooding about justice, the jagged aftermath of police violence, and a pair of ambitious Black women set against a system that doesn’t budge for grief or outrage. There is the shape here of a vital film, but what actually transpires is a parade of perfunctory gestures and canned dramatics; it’s as if Perry had borrowed the scaffolding of a social thriller and was content to let it creak.

21st Apr 2025 - Fawk
Donnie Brasco (1997)

Donnie Brasco (1997)

“Donnie Brasco” is one of those rare crime movies that operates less as a cautionary tale than as an anatomy of yearning—of what we’re willing to counterfeit, and what must finally be, heartbreakingly, real. Directed by Mike Newell (whose touch is lighter than the usual genre brutes), the film plunges us into the rank back rooms and vinyl-upholstered dusk of Mafia New York. Yet what haunts you afterward isn’t the ratcheting tension or the whiff of violence—it’s the look in Al Pacino’s eyes as he walks toward obliteration, and the ache of Johnny Depp’s split, nearly-shattered soul.

21st Apr 2025 - Fawk
Den of Thieves 2: Pantera - A Refined Evolution of Heist Cinematics

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera - A Refined Evolution of Heist Cinematics

"Den of Thieves 2: Pantera" takes the baton from its predecessor and sprints into new territory, evolving from raw intensity to a polished, character-centric narrative that glistens with refinement. Released in early 2025, this sequel features Gerard Butler returning as the indefatigable Sheriff Nick O'Brien, with O'Shea Jackson Jr. reprising his role as the enigmatic Donnie Wilson.

1st Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Return - A Mesmerizing Journey Through Myth and Emotion

The Return - A Mesmerizing Journey Through Myth and Emotion

Uberto Pasolini’s The Return brings a sumptuous and contemplative interpretation of the final chapters of Homer’s Odyssey. Starred by the incredible Ralph Fiennes as Odysseus and the mesmerizing Juliette Binoche as Penelope, this film walks the line between myth and human emotion, delivering a story that resonates deeply. As I settled down to watch this retelling, my anticipation was palpable, especially given the accomplished cast and the rich thematic foundation. What unfolds is a journey that, while artistically rich, carries both tremendous highs and noticeable pitfalls.

28th Dec 2024 - Fawk
Dirty Angels - An Angelic Disaster

Dirty Angels - An Angelic Disaster

Dirty Angels, the cinematic masterpiece directed by Martin Campbell, featuring an ensemble cast that includes the likes of Eva Green, Ruby Rose, and Maria Bakalova. You would think with a lineup like that, we were about to experience a blockbuster renaissance. Instead, what we received is more akin to a late-night infomercial for a "bargain bin" action flick. As I settled in, I half-expected a free gift with my ticket purchase just for enduring this spectacular failure.

23rd Dec 2024 - Fawk
Dominique - A Surprising Journey

Dominique - A Surprising Journey

Dominique—the film that initially felt like it was going to be a bit of a struggle, but ultimately delivered a surprising punch. Directed by a team eager to deliver a compelling story, this film stars Oksana Orlan as the intriguingly complex assassin.

16th Dec 2024 - Fawk