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Hellhound: A Dizzying Dive

Hellhound: A Dizzying Dive

Hellhound, a film that somehow pulls off the rare feat of being slightly better than the Nicolas Cage debacle known as Bangkok Dangerous, is a cinematic experience you might want to forget — yet one that inspires such curiosity that you can't help but wonder if you’re watching a parody of the hitman genre. This thriller revolves around Loreno, a hitman looking for a way out after tackling what he describes as his “last job.” Spoiler alert: his “last job” turns out to be just as cliché as the title suggests, featuring a mind-numbingly predictable plot that, unfortunately, falls flat of anything original.

16th Apr 2025 - Fawk
The Prosecutor: An Ambitious Blend That Misses the Mark

The Prosecutor: An Ambitious Blend That Misses the Mark

The Prosecutor, directed and co-produced by the martial arts icon Donnie Yen, emerges as an action thriller that attempts to blend courtroom drama with high-octane fight sequences. Premiering in late December 2024, the film revolves around themes of justice and moral ethics within a legal framework—an ambitious endeavor given the movie's hybrid nature. While the premise holds promise, the execution leaves much to be desired, ultimately leading to a convoluted narrative that struggles to define its identity.

8th Apr 2025 - Fawk
In Youth We Trust: A Gritty Exploration of Adolescence Behind Bars

In Youth We Trust: A Gritty Exploration of Adolescence Behind Bars

In Youth We Trust is the latest offering from acclaimed director Puttipong Nakthong, making its impactful debut amidst a backdrop of stark adolescent turmoil within the confines of juvenile detention. This film continues Nakthong’s exploration of teenage violence, yet veers into a different realm, capturing the harrowing reality of life in a juvenile facility where young lives are shaped—or often distorted—by the brutal hierarchies of prison life.

30th Mar 2025 - Fawk
Cold Wallet - A Cryptocurrency Caper Turned Hostage Thriller

Cold Wallet - A Cryptocurrency Caper Turned Hostage Thriller

Cold Wallet, the 2024 thriller directed by Cutter Hodierne, dives headfirst into the chaotic world of cryptocurrency, perfectly capturing the mania surrounding digital assets, meme coins, and the ever-looming specter of rug pulls. With a plot that is as relevant as today's headlines, the film follows a ragtag group of Redditors who, after losing their savings to a notorious crypto scam, resort to drastic measures. Their scheme leads them to the secluded mansion of the enigmatic Charles Hegel, played by Josh Brener, setting the stage for a dramatic showdown that blends dark comedy with moral ambiguity. As the film explores the lengths to which everyday individuals will go in the pursuit of justice—or money—it increasingly pushes viewers into a whirlwind of ethical dilemmas and tension.

5th Mar 2025 - Fawk
Broken Rage - A Tale of Two Halves

Broken Rage - A Tale of Two Halves

Takeshi Kitano, the renowned maestro of cinema, presents "Broken Rage," a 2024 Japanese action comedy with a peculiarly inventive twist. Released on what seems to be a mission to unsettle and intrigue, the film deftly combines the dire seriousness of an aging hitman's final, life-defining ultimatum with the zany unpredictability of slapstick comedy. Kitano, wearing multiple hats as writer, director, and leading man, transforms this narrative into an experiment that defiantly resists conventional genre boundaries. It's a venture as peculiar as it is daring, illuminating Kitano's vision of storytelling that transcends the mundane.

22nd Feb 2025 - Fawk
Aftermath - A Disaster of Cinematic Proportions

Aftermath - A Disaster of Cinematic Proportions

When I stumbled upon the 2024 action flick "Aftermath," directed by Patrick Lussier and starring Mason Gooding, Dylan Sprouse, Megan Stott, and Dichen Lachman, I braced myself for a thrill ride filled with suspense and explosive action. Instead, what I got was a front-row seat to a demolition derby of filmmaking: a spectacular collision of bad scriptwriting, painful performances, and puzzling plot choices that could run circles around any B-movie cache.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

When you sit down to watch a biographical film named The Ballad of Davy Crockett, you may have some fair expectations. Perhaps a legendary tale filled with thrilling adventures and a touching narrative, one that would pay glorious tribute to the life and times of the famed American frontiersman. Alas, this cinematic endeavour by director Derek Estlin Purvis with Colm Meaney, Jesse Hutch, and William Moseley isn't just disappointingly far from it, it's perturbing.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk