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Aftermath - A Disaster of Cinematic Proportions

Aftermath - A Disaster of Cinematic Proportions

When I stumbled upon the 2024 action flick "Aftermath," directed by Patrick Lussier and starring Mason Gooding, Dylan Sprouse, Megan Stott, and Dichen Lachman, I braced myself for a thrill ride filled with suspense and explosive action. Instead, what I got was a front-row seat to a demolition derby of filmmaking: a spectacular collision of bad scriptwriting, painful performances, and puzzling plot choices that could run circles around any B-movie cache.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

When you sit down to watch a biographical film named The Ballad of Davy Crockett, you may have some fair expectations. Perhaps a legendary tale filled with thrilling adventures and a touching narrative, one that would pay glorious tribute to the life and times of the famed American frontiersman. Alas, this cinematic endeavour by director Derek Estlin Purvis with Colm Meaney, Jesse Hutch, and William Moseley isn't just disappointingly far from it, it's perturbing.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk
Kraven the Hunter - An Epic Tale of Epic Failures

Kraven the Hunter - An Epic Tale of Epic Failures

Welcome to Sony's latest foray into cinematic chaos, "Kraven the Hunter," now available for our collective curiosity and cautious glances. Released on December 13, 2024, this film attempts to explore the depths of Kraven's character—a journey that somehow leads down the rabbit hole of stupidity rather than insight.

20th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Sleeping Dogs - A Gripping, Twist-laden Thriller that Keeps You Guessing

Sleeping Dogs - A Gripping, Twist-laden Thriller that Keeps You Guessing

As a longtime admirer of Russell Crowe, my anticipation for "Sleeping Dogs" was palpable. Directed by debut filmmaker Adam Cooper, this 2021 crime thriller is adapted from E.O. Chirovici's novel "The Book of Mirrors." From the outset, Crowe’s magnetic presence and a compelling narrative enticed me into a world of suspense and psychological reflection that truly kept me at the edge of my seat.

8th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Wolfs - A Charismatic Joyride Led by Clooney and Pitt

Wolfs - A Charismatic Joyride Led by Clooney and Pitt

From the moment I saw the charming marketing for "Wolfs," I found myself intrigued. Directed by Jon Watts, who has a knack for blending humor and action, the film stars the irresistibly charismatic duo of George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Set within the realm of an action comedy, I was prepared for clever banter, unexpected plot twists, and a delightful ride through the urban underbelly with a hint of danger.

8th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Wicked - A Dazzling Missed Connection

Wicked - A Dazzling Missed Connection

With a name that conjures visions of green-skinned witches and spellbinding showtunes, I walked into the theater for "Wicked" with soaring expectations. Directed by the brilliant Jon M. Chu and anchored by powerhouse performances from Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba and Ariana Grande as Glinda, this film adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical promised a captivating experience.

7th Jan 2025 - Fawk