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The Red Sea Diving Resort (2019)

The Red Sea Diving Resort (2019)

There is something interesting about the “based-on-a-true-story” thriller, that genre with which Hollywood is infatuated—it has the chance to situate historical spectacle in a slick transport suit and drive it with wild abandon under the bridge of plausibility. “The Red Sea Diving Resort,” the directorial debut of Gideon Raff, is one such film, lively and well-produced, featuring Chris Evans as a Mossad member who seems to be auditioning for a secret agent beach calendar. It makes for an agreeable, occasionally entertaining, but ultimately forgettable movie, basically the younger cousin of “Argo” who puts in some effort at the family reunion, but never once threatens to outdo its subtle origins.

6th Oct 2025 - Fawk
Red Sonja (2025)

Red Sonja (2025)

It’s a peculiar sensation, one you don’t often get in the airless tomb of modern blockbuster filmmaking, to see a trussed-up B-movie artifact—half-remembered, awkwardly revered, and dragged back from the comic-book grave—paraded before us as if it were the return of a lost cinematic age. Red Sonja, the latest in the never-ending parade of intellectual property necromancy, is a movie that squints, peacocks, and then promptly trips over its own boots, all in the name of recycling an idea that, frankly, nobody much missed.

29th Sep 2025 - Fawk
Relay (2025)

Relay (2025)

As directors go, David Mackenzie always struck me as someone who refused to drift through genre on autopilot. Hell or High Water was a jolt to the “modern Western” in the way an electric current perks up a tired body—full of sunbaked grit and genuine desperation. So it’s almost a perverse accomplishment that Relay, despite carrying all the trappings of a high-concept, glossy paranoia thriller, manages to take the zeitgeist by the throat and promptly doze off. You can practically hear the film’s pulse rate dropping as the credits roll.

27th Sep 2025 - Fawk
Rush (2013)

Rush (2013)

Ron Howard’s Rush is one of those rare biopics that doesn’t just aim to commemorate a sporting rivalry but detonates it—the screen ignites with the combustive, contrary energies of two men locked in the dance of mortal ambition. It’s almost a shock to realize how few films about sports—especially Formula 1, that most hermetic and mathematical of sports—are ever this fevered, this alive. To watch Rush after the slick digital simulation of F1 (2025, all charisma and CGI with Brad Pitt doing his Chuck Yeager-for-the-Instagram-era routine) is to remember what the movies can do when they’re brave enough to embrace mess and contradiction, and to dignify sport’s delirium rather than just illustrate it.

4th Sep 2025 - Fawk
The Residence - A Masterclass in Mystery, Satire, and Lavish Characterisation

The Residence - A Masterclass in Mystery, Satire, and Lavish Characterisation

The Residence, a captivating new series on Netflix created by Paul William Davies and produced by Shondaland, emerges as an outstanding addition to the murder mystery genre, effectively blending political satire, character-driven drama, and intricate plotting. Inspired by The Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House by Kate Andersen Brower, the show reimagines the inner workings and secrets of the White House staff with inventive flair. This review will explore the series' compelling elements—its adroit narrative structure, remarkable performances, meticulous set design, and its ability to weave humor seamlessly into dark intrigue—across clearly delineated sections to promote analytical clarity.

12th May 2025 - Fawk
Rust (2024)

Rust (2024)

Of all the ways an already mediocre American Western might earn its place in the history books, Rust, Joel Souza’s 2024 genre exercise, had the misfortune of being immortalized by catastrophe rather than by the merits it so earnestly (and so transparently) seeks. Released under a pall as heavy as Wyoming’s own lowering skies, Rust cannot be written about, really, in isolation; the fatal shadow of Halyna Hutchins’ death seeps into every frame, blurring what might have been a straight-plodding piece of entertainment into a cultural memento mori.

11th May 2025 - Fawk
Red Sparrow (2018)

Red Sparrow (2018)

It would be generous to call Red Sparrow a thriller in the classic sense—what Francis Lawrence has delivered is more of a stylish fever dream of espionage, its patchwork of betrayals pinned together with body blows and performances that shiver with self-awareness. Emerging from the current Hollywood fixation on shadow governments and the bruised souls who serve them, Red Sparrow strives for the sophistication of le Carré but gives us the lurid pulps of a post-Snowden universe instead: sex as weapon, trust as currency, trauma as curriculum vitae.

26th Apr 2025 - Fawk
The Roundup: Punishment (2024)

The Roundup: Punishment (2024)

There’s a peculiar ache that settles in when a franchise that used to blitz your nerve endings with every punch decides—politely, apologetically—not to hit you at all. “The Roundup: Punishment” is that strange aftertaste: the fourth swing from a series that once left you reeling, but now feels like watching a once-great bar brawler retire into paperwork and Pilates.

11th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Roundup: No Way Out (2023)

The Roundup: No Way Out (2023)

I’ve always believed the best action movies don’t merely throw fists and bullets, but let you feel the grime under your fingernails—the sweat, the laughter, the moral rot, and the fleeting, idiotic joy of being alive. “The Roundup: No Way Out,” the third entry in an already breathless Korean franchise, barrels in with the gleaming, vulgar confidence of a fighter who knows exactly how many teeth he has left to lose and cherishes each one. It’s the sort of riotous, supercharged entertainment that doesn’t ask your approval; it simply pummels you into submission and makes you laugh out loud while it’s at it.

11th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Roundup (2022)

The Roundup (2022)

How many times can we bang the same drum and call it music? In Hollywood, they’ll belt out “sequel” like they’re conjuring magic, but more often the rabbit’s already dead in the hat. I sat down to The Roundup with my head full of anxious prophecies—Ma Dong-seok returning for more brutal slapstick, a director only two films deep in the game, and a promised journey from Seoul to a postcard Vietnam. If my knees didn’t quite knock, I still tucked in for another go at what has become a modern Korean ritual: the star vehicle in which the star could actually drive through a brick wall and ask for seconds.

11th Feb 2025 - Fawk