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Welcome to the world of "Alarum," a 2025 American action crime thriller that apparently tried to be edgy but feels more like a desperate cry for help. You know what they say—nothing screams creativity like two spies deciding to go rogue so they can, wait for it, get married. Honestly, that’s basically the plot of every romantic comedy, minus the charm and any semblance of coherent storytelling.
I walked into Armor, the latest installment of cinematic disappointment directed by Justin Routt and featuring the legendary (though increasingly puzzling) Sylvester Stallone, with expectations that were perhaps too generous.
I began to wonder if I had inadvertently selected a dull guilty pleasure disguised as a serious exploration of societal themes as the film moved from one sleazy party scene to the next. What unfolded was, unfortunately, a mediocre experience filled with endless sexual encounters that overshadowed any glimmer of genuine storytelling.
"Absolution," directed by a vision that eludes me, features the formidable Liam Neeson alongside a cast that includes Frankie Shaw, Ron Perlman, and Daniel Diemer. It attempts to take us on an emotional journey of an aging gangster trying to reconnect with his children while the criminal underworld supposedly seeks to thwart his efforts.
Animal Factory, directed by Steve Buscemi and released in 2000, tries to present itself as a gritty exploration of life behind bars. Featuring actors like Edward Furlong, Willem Dafoe, and Danny Trejo, this film aims to delve into the harsh realities of incarceration.
"Avengement" stands as one of the best Scott Adkins movies for me, deftly merging high-octane sequences with a deeply compelling narrative. Directed by Jesse V. Johnson, this film is not just a showcase of adrenaline-fueled action; it is a finely crafted story that intricately develops its central character, offering viewers a profoundly satisfying and complete arc.