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Hackers - A Nostalgic Journey into the Digital Frontier

Hackers - A Nostalgic Journey into the Digital Frontier

If the 90s were a neon-lit cyberpunk dream, then Hackers is its anthem—a glossy, high-energy ode to the digital revolution that captured the imagination of a generation. Released in 1995, this cult classic, directed by Iain Softley, is a time capsule of dial-up modems, rollerblading hackers, and a world where the internet felt like an uncharted frontier.

28th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Featuring the $TRUMP Token - The Most Ethical Disaster of Our Time

Featuring the $TRUMP Token - The Most Ethical Disaster of Our Time

The world of cryptocurrency is a shimmering wonderland of financial possibilities, innovation, and, of course, meme coins—those delightful tokens that promise the chance to buy a yacht while barely containing the urge to laugh at your own naivety. When it comes to meme coins, however, one rule stands firm: do not buy into them unless you’ve reconciled yourself with the idea of transforming your hard-earned cash into a digital mirage.

27th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Kraven the Hunter - An Epic Tale of Epic Failures

Kraven the Hunter - An Epic Tale of Epic Failures

Welcome to Sony's latest foray into cinematic chaos, "Kraven the Hunter," now available for our collective curiosity and cautious glances. Released on December 13, 2024, this film attempts to explore the depths of Kraven's character—a journey that somehow leads down the rabbit hole of stupidity rather than insight.

20th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Alarum (2025)

Alarum (2025)

I went into Alarum thinking, perhaps out of misplaced optimism, or just that basic human longing for improvement, that it has to be better than Armor, the last shitty Randal Emmett movie with Stallone. But you know what? It's not! If cinema is meant to offer us hope and reinvention, here is a sequel in spirit, though not in name, that squanders even that. To its defence, Alarum brings a few new weak spots to the autopsy table, but much of the decay is depressingly familiar.

20th Jan 2025 - Fawk
Boy Kills World - A Stellar Tribute to Biceps and Bad Decisions

Boy Kills World - A Stellar Tribute to Biceps and Bad Decisions

Boy Kills World certainly sounds impressive, doesn’t it? And by impressive, I mean that it’s a movie which thoughtfully invites viewers to join Boy, who apparently possesses more emotional baggage than a budget airline on a holiday weekend. The movie centers around a deaf-mute martial artist seeking vengeance against a family with all the subtlety of a Tuesday morning alarm.

20th Jan 2025 - Fawk