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Lifeline emerges as a powerful exploration of trauma and the human condition, deftly tackled through the lens of a tense psychological drama. Released amidst prevailing societal concerns regarding mental health, this film dares to confront the morose realities of suicide, regret, and the murky waters of memory with an unflinching gaze. Directed by Feras Alfuqaha, it takes its audience on a surreal journey that not only tests the limits of its protagonist but also invites viewers to reflect on their own life experiences, choices, and the delicate connections we forge across time.

Love Hurts is intended to be a romantic action-comedy that whisks viewers away on a thrilling ride sprinkled with heartwarming moments. Unfortunately, it delivers more cringes than it does charm. Directed by Jonathan Eusebio, the film tries to find the gleeful intersection of love and mayhem, yet ends up as an unwelcome appliance left out in the cold, constantly reminding you of how much you despise its very existence. With an optional course on unoriginal storytelling, bland acting, and a perplexing absence of chemistry, you might be left scratching your head and questioning whether this was all just a punchline.

Directed by Osgood Perkins and based on Stephen King's absurdly hilarious short story, The Monkey could initially seem like a total trainwreck—until you realize the carriages are filled with comedy gold and a heaping dose of gore. This black comedy horror film stars Theo James as the hapless twins Hal and Bill, and boasts a supporting cast that includes Tatiana Maslany, Christian Convery, and even a cameo by Adam Scott that lasts just long enough for a chuckle. Buckle up as we dive into the delightfully deranged world of laughter and lunacy.

Mickey 17, directed by the visionary Bong Joon Ho and adapted from Edward Ashton's 2022 novel, emerges as a distinctive crossover of science fiction and black comedy that challenges perceptions of humanity and capitalism. Released in early 2025, the film invites audiences into a not-too-distant future filled with cloned beings and ethical dilemmas as it follows the titular character, Mickey Barnes, portrayed by the ever-impressive Robert Pattinson. One might initially be put off by its unconventional premise, where Mickey, a disposable laborer on a colonization mission, is continually killed and resurrected. However, as the narrative unfolds, it uniquely balances humor with poignant commentary, making for an unexpected cinematic delight.

In the Lost Lands is the latest endeavor from Paul W.S. Anderson, a film that might just leave you questioning whether you accidentally wandered into a multi-franchise mashup gone wrong. This epic dark fantasy features the talents of Milla Jovovich and Dave Bautista. One could say it’s a thrilling adventure, but only if your definition of ‘thrilling’ includes cramming Van Helsing, Mad Max, and a handful of other unrelated properties into a blender and hitting purée. What we’re left with is a cinematic concoction that raises the age-old question: Was anyone in the room when all these creative decisions were made?

In a world where hostage situations can spiral into cinematic gold mines, iHostage emerges as an enthusiastic yet utterly uninspired attempt to make you care about the life inside your local Apple Store. Directed by Bobby Boermans, this 2025 Dutch crime film attempts to serve up the thrills of a high-stakes standoff in Amsterdam, but instead leaves you wondering if it’s time to upgrade your popcorn to something a bit more exciting. If you ever wanted to see a movie that captures the inside baseball of Apple Stores while failing to uncover the depths of human motivation, this is your ticket to total tedium. Spoiler alert: It’s a hard pass.

The release of Cleaner, a British action thriller directed by Martin Campbell, is a compelling reminder of why we should be wary of cinema that showcases an all-star cast splashed across a muddled plot. Marketed as a high-octane, edge-of-your-seat adventure, this film often feels more like a laboriously constructed thesis on how to squander a riveting premise. With Daisy Ridley in the lead role as Joanna "Joey" Locke, a former soldier turned window cleaner—who takes her autistic brother to her workplace amidst a hostage situation—you can almost hear the collective groan of the audience when they realize their cinematic experience is about to take a nosedive.

Tyler Perry's latest offering, Duplicity, recently arrived on Amazon Prime Video, and I must admit, while it attempts to explore critical themes of justice and police violence, I found the film to be a disappointing exercise rather than a compelling mystery thriller. With a runtime pushing almost two hours, it seems to weave a complex narrative but ultimately reveals a collection of tired tropes. The setup presents an intriguing premise, but what unfolded felt tedious and far from engaging.

Last Breath, directed by Alex Parkinson, immerses viewers in the perilous realm of deep-sea saturation divers, skillfully striking a balance between survival thriller and poignant human drama. Released in theaters on February 28, 2025, this film adapts a true story—remaking the 2019 documentary co-directed by Parkinson—bringing to life the frantic race against time to rescue a stranded diver amid the unforgiving North Sea. With a solid cast, including Woody Harrelson, Simu Liu, and Finn Cole, the film attempts to offer an exploration of resilience and sacrifice set against a backdrop as thrilling as it is terrifying.

In a landscape filled with espionage thrillers, Black Bag ventures into the murky waters of betrayal and intrigue, directed by the esteemed Steven Soderbergh and penned by David Koepp. The film, released on March 12, 2025, in France and shortly thereafter in the United States, stars a lineup of talent including Cate Blanchett, Michael Fassbender, and Pierce Brosnan, all attempting to weave a narrative centered on a top-secret software leak and the moral quandaries that follow. Yet, despite the film's enticing premise, the final product lands solidly in the "good, not great" category. It reveals the frustrating reality of a story with remarkable potential, yet ultimately squandered by poor pacing and underdeveloped characters.