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Terrifier (2016)

Terrifier (2016)

There’s a peculiar, illicit pleasure in witnessing a horror film that doesn’t bother appeasing the grown-up urge for context, or even moral justification, a film that simply wants to stalk you, amuse itself, and then gut you, all while wearing a fixed rictus grin. "Terrifier" announces itself with the blank-eyed mirth of Art the Clown: a creation not born so much from the tradition of slasher villains as from the very tactics of a mean-spirited magician. There is no myth, no tragic back-story, the movie barely bothers with plot at all, but dances with the sharp, ecstatic purity of a bad dream that keeps plunging into new depths.

25th Nov 2024 - Fawk
Monkey Man - A Pilot Through Pain and Vengeance

Monkey Man - A Pilot Through Pain and Vengeance

As a long-time admirer of Dev Patel, starting with his unforgettable role in "Slumdog Millionaire," I was eagerly looking forward to his directorial debut, "Monkey Man." This film not only showcases his remarkable acting talent but also reveals his vision and storytelling capabilities from behind the camera.

25th Nov 2024 - Fawk
Ben-Hur - A Timeless Epic

Ben-Hur - A Timeless Epic

“Ben-Hur,” directed by William Wyler and released in 1959, remains a monumental achievement in cinematic history. Adapted from Lew Wallace’s 1880 novel, this film is renowned not only for its sweeping narrative and character depth but also for its ambitious scale and technical innovations.

24th Nov 2024 - Fawk
Megalopolis (2024)

Megalopolis (2024)

What a joyless, magnificent mess of unintended comedy this is, a late-period fever dream so overloaded with Significance and “cinematic history” that it’s hard to know if Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis comes to us as a time capsule from the future of movies, or as the smoldering effluence of Hollywood’s oldest, dearest delusions.

24th Nov 2024 - Fawk