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Aftermath - A Disaster of Cinematic Proportions

Aftermath - A Disaster of Cinematic Proportions

When I stumbled upon the 2024 action flick "Aftermath," directed by Patrick Lussier and starring Mason Gooding, Dylan Sprouse, Megan Stott, and Dichen Lachman, I braced myself for a thrill ride filled with suspense and explosive action. Instead, what I got was a front-row seat to a demolition derby of filmmaking: a spectacular collision of bad scriptwriting, painful performances, and puzzling plot choices that could run circles around any B-movie cache.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

The Ballad of Davy Crockett - A Disaster Frontier Awaits

When you sit down to watch a biographical film named The Ballad of Davy Crockett, you may have some fair expectations. Perhaps a legendary tale filled with thrilling adventures and a touching narrative, one that would pay glorious tribute to the life and times of the famed American frontiersman. Alas, this cinematic endeavour by director Derek Estlin Purvis with Colm Meaney, Jesse Hutch, and William Moseley isn't just disappointingly far from it, it's perturbing.

14th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Roundup: No Way Out - A Solid Third Strike

The Roundup: No Way Out - A Solid Third Strike

After unexpectedly diving into the Korean cinematic universe over the weekend, I resurfaced with The Roundup: No Way Out, an action-packed crime film from 2023. This film, directed by Lee Sang-yong and starring searing talents like Ma Dong-seok, Lee Joon-hyuk, and Munetaka Aoki, offers a thrilling blend of action, humor, and a head-spinning storyline, marking the third installment in the popular Roundup series.

11th Feb 2025 - Fawk
The Outlaws - Engrossing Wave of Crime

The Outlaws - Engrossing Wave of Crime

As the first installment of the acclaimed "The Roundup" series, the film boasts its grounding in reality, centered on the infamous incidents that occurred in the Chinatown of Garibong-dong, Guro-gu, Seoul in 2004 and 2007. Released in 2017, this South Korean crime-action film was then, a newcomer director Kang Yoon-sung's debut, featuring prominent actors Ma Dong-seok, known to many as Don Lee, and Yoon Kye-sang.

11th Feb 2025 - Fawk
Rogue City - Embracing The Darkness

Rogue City - Embracing The Darkness

To be honest, my expectations for "Rogue City", helmed by French filmmaker Olivier Marchal and released on Netflix in 2020 were perhaps unremarkable - a typical police drama, heavy on grit but light on depth, was what I foresaw. But within the film’s intricate maze of tragedy, violence, and corruption, I found a stunningly complex narrative and compelling performances from the likes of French cinema veterans Jean Reno and Lannick Gautry.

9th Feb 2025 - Fawk
Troll 2 - Welcome to the Nilbog Nonsense

Troll 2 - Welcome to the Nilbog Nonsense

Prepare yourself for a cinematic experience that challenges the boundaries of traditional storytelling... by completely smashing them to pieces. "Troll 2," available wherever VHS tapes and ironic cult classics are cherished, is a film that sets itself fiercely apart—not through adept filmmaking but by diving headfirst into the abyss of hilariously misguided intentions.

4th Feb 2025 - Fawk