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Gatao 2: Rise of the King - A Taiwanese Gangster Epic

Gatao 2: Rise of the King - A Taiwanese Gangster Epic

Gatao 2: Rise of the King, directed by Cheng-Kuo Yen, is a 2018 Taiwanese gangster film that expands upon the groundwork laid by its predecessor, Gatao. As Yen’s feature directorial debut, the film navigates a genre historically dominated by Hong Kong cinema, yet showcases Taiwanese filmmakers' capacity to produce compelling, stylistic, and intense gangster narratives. Starring Wang Shih-hsien as Ren, alongside an impressive cast including Collin Chou, the film sets out to depict a brutal underworld torn between loyalty, power, and vengeance. Expectations for Gatao 2 hinge on its ability to elevate genre conventions through innovative storytelling and dynamic action sequences, given the film’s budget and ambition.

5th May 2025 - Fawk
Gatao - A Cliché Gangster Tale That Struggles to Stand Out

Gatao - A Cliché Gangster Tale That Struggles to Stand Out

When I first approached Gatao, released in 2015 and directed by Joe Lee, I expected a compelling Taiwanese gangster film that could elevate itself beyond the typical crime genre fare. Having been a longtime fan of Hong Kong’s "Young and Dangerous" series—an iconic representation of triad movies—my hopes were rooted in the belief that Gatao might capture some of that gritty, larger-than-life appeal. Sadly, my expectations were largely unmet. The film comes across as a tired rehash of familiar gangster tropes, constrained by budget limitations and lacking the spark needed to truly resonate.

5th May 2025 - Fawk
G20 - A Troubling Descent into Cliché

G20 - A Troubling Descent into Cliché

G20, directed by Patricia Riggen and made available on Amazon Prime Video, attempts to weave an action-thriller narrative around a G20 summit in South Africa. Featuring Viola Davis as President Danielle Sutton, the film sought to engage viewers with themes of political tension, global economics, and the intersections of leadership under threat. I approached the film with anticipation, fueled by my admiration for Davis from her roles in How to Get Away with Murder and The Woman King. Unfortunately, as the credits rolled, I found myself grappling with profound disappointment as G20 tumbled into absurdity, failing to deliver on its ambitious premise.

1st May 2025 - Fawk
Gunslingers - The Western That Aimed for the Stars but Landed in the Dust

Gunslingers - The Western That Aimed for the Stars but Landed in the Dust

Gunslingers, the latest addition to the Western genre, comes to us courtesy of the amateurish antics of director Brian Skiba, released in 2025 and notably available on streaming platforms for those unfortunate enough to stumble upon it. This film supposedly delves into themes of vengeance, redemption, and the convoluted nature of morality in the old West. However, if you're looking for a meaningful exploration of these concepts, you might be disappointed. In reality, it serves as a cautionary tale about how not to make a Western and how not to cast talented actors like Nicolas Cage in a script that seems to have been penned at the local saloon after an all-night poker game.

1st May 2025 - Fawk
Lifeline - An Emotional Odyssey

Lifeline - An Emotional Odyssey

Lifeline emerges as a powerful exploration of trauma and the human condition, deftly tackled through the lens of a tense psychological drama. Released amidst prevailing societal concerns regarding mental health, this film dares to confront the morose realities of suicide, regret, and the murky waters of memory with an unflinching gaze. Directed by Feras Alfuqaha, it takes its audience on a surreal journey that not only tests the limits of its protagonist but also invites viewers to reflect on their own life experiences, choices, and the delicate connections we forge across time.

30th Apr 2025 - Fawk
Love Hurts -  A Painful Dose of Love

Love Hurts - A Painful Dose of Love

Love Hurts is intended to be a romantic action-comedy that whisks viewers away on a thrilling ride sprinkled with heartwarming moments. Unfortunately, it delivers more cringes than it does charm. Directed by Jonathan Eusebio, the film tries to find the gleeful intersection of love and mayhem, yet ends up as an unwelcome appliance left out in the cold, constantly reminding you of how much you despise its very existence. With an optional course on unoriginal storytelling, bland acting, and a perplexing absence of chemistry, you might be left scratching your head and questioning whether this was all just a punchline.

30th Apr 2025 - Fawk
The Monkey - Swinging into Absurdity

The Monkey - Swinging into Absurdity

Directed by Osgood Perkins and based on Stephen King's absurdly hilarious short story, The Monkey could initially seem like a total trainwreck—until you realize the carriages are filled with comedy gold and a heaping dose of gore. This black comedy horror film stars Theo James as the hapless twins Hal and Bill, and boasts a supporting cast that includes Tatiana Maslany, Christian Convery, and even a cameo by Adam Scott that lasts just long enough for a chuckle. Buckle up as we dive into the delightfully deranged world of laughter and lunacy.

28th Apr 2025 - Fawk
Mickey 17 - A Journey with Mickey 17

Mickey 17 - A Journey with Mickey 17

Mickey 17, directed by the visionary Bong Joon Ho and adapted from Edward Ashton's 2022 novel, emerges as a distinctive crossover of science fiction and black comedy that challenges perceptions of humanity and capitalism. Released in early 2025, the film invites audiences into a not-too-distant future filled with cloned beings and ethical dilemmas as it follows the titular character, Mickey Barnes, portrayed by the ever-impressive Robert Pattinson. One might initially be put off by its unconventional premise, where Mickey, a disposable laborer on a colonization mission, is continually killed and resurrected. However, as the narrative unfolds, it uniquely balances humor with poignant commentary, making for an unexpected cinematic delight.

28th Apr 2025 - Fawk
Deep Cover - A Cool But Flawed Crime Thriller

Deep Cover - A Cool But Flawed Crime Thriller

Deep Cover, a 1992 film directed by Bill Duke, strikes a slick and stylish note in the crime thriller genre, beautifully encapsulating the atmosphere of the early '90s. This neo-noir piece features Laurence Fishburne in a commanding role as Russell Stevens Jr., an undercover cop trying to navigate the seedy world of Los Angeles' drug trade. The film delves into themes of morality, corruption, and the complex dynamics of the War on Drugs, yet it doesn't quite escape its own superficial tendencies, ultimately leading to an experience that's compelling but not without its flaws.

28th Apr 2025 - Fawk
In The Lost Lands - A Convoluted Fantasy Misfire

In The Lost Lands - A Convoluted Fantasy Misfire

In the Lost Lands is the latest endeavor from Paul W.S. Anderson, a film that might just leave you questioning whether you accidentally wandered into a multi-franchise mashup gone wrong. This epic dark fantasy features the talents of Milla Jovovich and Dave Bautista. One could say it’s a thrilling adventure, but only if your definition of ‘thrilling’ includes cramming Van Helsing, Mad Max, and a handful of other unrelated properties into a blender and hitting purée. What we’re left with is a cinematic concoction that raises the age-old question: Was anyone in the room when all these creative decisions were made?

27th Apr 2025 - Fawk