Mehnificent

When the curtain rises (or, more accurately, the CGI Alps blink awake) on Nick Hamm’s William Tell, we brace for that hot prickle of cultural muscle, the promise of rebellion, the ice-pure Swiss myth being cracked open and gutted on the grand stage of the epic. Instead, we find ourselves wading ankle-deep through a fog of déjà vu, draped in armor already rusted and patched, the cinematic equivalent of a Renaissance fair where nobody can remember why they’re there.

Oh dear, it’s always a little heartbreaking to watch a film trundle out its aspirations with confetti and sashes, only to trip over its own parade float and land face-first in the mud. Founders Day wants so much to be a cheeky contribution to the crowded boudoir of holiday slashers, a genre already thick with gore-soaked in-jokes and severed limbs of irony, but the result is the sort of limp, confounding spectacle which leaves you dazed at the exit, wondering whether you’ve seen a movie at all or simply sat through a particularly aggressive PTA meeting with unfortunate casualties.

The Prosecutor, directed and co-produced by the martial arts icon Donnie Yen, emerges as an action thriller that attempts to blend courtroom drama with high-octane fight sequences. Premiering in late December 2024, the film revolves around themes of justice and moral ethics within a legal framework—an ambitious endeavor given the movie's hybrid nature. While the premise holds promise, the execution leaves much to be desired, ultimately leading to a convoluted narrative that struggles to define its identity.

Cold Wallet, the 2024 thriller directed by Cutter Hodierne, dives headfirst into the chaotic world of cryptocurrency, perfectly capturing the mania surrounding digital assets, meme coins, and the ever-looming specter of rug pulls. With a plot that is as relevant as today's headlines, the film follows a ragtag group of Redditors who, after losing their savings to a notorious crypto scam, resort to drastic measures. Their scheme leads them to the secluded mansion of the enigmatic Charles Hegel, played by Josh Brener, setting the stage for a dramatic showdown that blends dark comedy with moral ambiguity. As the film explores the lengths to which everyday individuals will go in the pursuit of justice—or money—it increasingly pushes viewers into a whirlwind of ethical dilemmas and tension.

Takeshi Kitano, the renowned maestro of cinema, presents "Broken Rage," a 2024 Japanese action comedy with a peculiarly inventive twist. Released on what seems to be a mission to unsettle and intrigue, the film deftly combines the dire seriousness of an aging hitman's final, life-defining ultimatum with the zany unpredictability of slapstick comedy. Kitano, wearing multiple hats as writer, director, and leading man, transforms this narrative into an experiment that defiantly resists conventional genre boundaries. It's a venture as peculiar as it is daring, illuminating Kitano's vision of storytelling that transcends the mundane.

With a name that conjures visions of green-skinned witches and spellbinding showtunes, I walked into the theater for "Wicked" with soaring expectations. Directed by the brilliant Jon M. Chu and anchored by powerhouse performances from Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba and Ariana Grande as Glinda, this film adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical promised a captivating experience.